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We All Got A Little Whore In Us!

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party shirts for frats and sororitysWe all got a little whore in us. Heck, mine rears his ugly head every time I turn around. Last week I was drop’n off second hand cloth’n at the elderly home in Swanson when I seen me a senile ‘ol broad with no front teeth and got excited. Now, I dun told ya’ll before that I’m not an ugly son bitch… but I ain’t a sexy beast like Danny Trejo either. My point is, I ain’t gotta stoop so low as to hit on a toothless elderly woman. But the whore in me don’t have no standards, me I gots standars. He’s like this little fuck’n leprechaun that just appears out the blue when I’m trying to do something productive. And no matter how hard I try to fight him, that little pecker head wins.

So I was drop’n of the used goods as I was say’n and seen granny-toothless from across the room. Well, I tell you what… the whore in her came out that day too. We wondered back into the laundry room where we sanitize the donated cloth’n before we get’s to distribut’n it. As I was loading the wash’n machine with all the pants and shirts that the good folks in town had donated, I felt a geezer hand grab’n on my dick. When I turned around I couldn’t believe my eyes. This old broad had stripped down to her granny girdle and was ready to whore out with me. Now I’m not sure how she was able to tell I funny custom t-shirt designswas a whore? Sometimes I wonder if that little whore leprechaun sits up on my shoulder invite’n fornication into my life. And as odd as this my sound, this was not the first time I had whored out in this elderly home.

Now I won’t go into detail about the things that happened, but if you have a fetish for the elderly… then it’s everything you fantasize about. When we was done, that ol’bag was wetter then a beaver in a creek! I hoped up, threw on my trousers and proceeded to changed the wash’n load over to the dryer. After the clothes finished dry’n we sat there and talked while we folded up the t-shirts and under garments. Then, lo and behold there was an Angst Apparel custom Whore t-shirt. We fought over it at first, but eventually I let her have it. That ol’Granny took that shirt and rocked it with pride until her die’n day. I’ll never forget that old whore, boy did we have a hell of time together!

See, one thing about being a whore, is that it’s with you for life. To this day I find myself whoring out on anything with boobs. Might be why I never married. Well, lesbian t-shirts for those that lickmight be multiple reasons why I ain’t married… but that one’s sure at the top of the list. I’m proud to be a man whore, and I’m proud of all the girls out there that ain’t ashamed to suck a dick and experiment outside the boundaries of traditional sex. All ya’ll out there fist’n, and suck’n, eat’n, and cluck’n… I applaud you whores. The two girls one cup video on the internet, that shit was nasty…. but I appreciate ya! Ol’Jenna Jamison sucked her way to the million dollar dream…. and I ain’t mad at you either girl… go get it! Everybody got a little whore in em, sometimes it takes that special friend or partner to bring it on out. But once it comes out to play, it’s hard as hell to go back.

So, this here’s for all you whores out there. All my buddies moms that let me grope their boobies in elementary, all my brothers that couldn’t keep their peckers in their pants, the wives of this world out whore’n on their husbands, the husband’s of the world whore’n with their co-workers… this ones for you!

Now here’s a quote I’ll leave you with from Mr. Blough Jobs, Mr. Jobs went on to say this.offensive online shirt designs

Here’s to the crazy whores, the misfits, the rebels, the cocksuckers, the tube steaks in the round holes, the ones that see sex differently – their fond of bondage, you can stroke’em, pee on ’em, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore’em because they change’n things. They push the sexual experience forward, and while some may see them as the horny ones, we see penis experts, because the ones that are crazy enough to think they can fuck everyone in the world, are the ones that do.

 

 

~ Angus ~