Poop Shirt

 

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The Scat Masters Dessert

 Color: Banana Cream

 

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Scat Cone:

poop fetish shirtsHowdy there, Angus here to introduce the new Scat Cone custom t-shirt design from Angst Apparel. We took that poop emoji and stuffed that little turd into a perfectly good sugar cone. Made quite a mess do’n it too. Now if you made an accident and stumbled across this unintentionally, let me warn ya’ll now that this is some offensive poop humor and if you’re easily offended…. well,  you can eat a scat cone!

See theres a movement out there, and I mean a movement of people that are infatuated with fecal matter. Now what’s the matter with fecal matter? Well, noth’n except it stinks. Now I been on in this internet thing for almost a year now and I seen some shit…. I mean literally. I’ve watched animals shit’n on the internet, I seen people shit’n on the internet, I seen people shit’n on people, and I seen people eat’n shit like brownie batter. Like, this scat scene is for real.

So I took it upon myself to give it a try and see what it was like to shit on something other then the porta-potty. angus pooping on toiletWhat happened next is one for the history books. See, I invited the Chinese lady from the laundry mat (Sung Flungdung) over to the house for dinner. She done caught me sniff’n her panties before and smiled at me, so I figured she might be cool with a little poop. I went out a my way and bought a little bottle a soy sauce to go with the rice I was make’n…. and scored me some brownie points, but they wasn’t the “brownie” points I was look’n to score if ya know what I mean.

I ended up make’n rice and some cornbread stuff’n I had left over from Thanksgiving…. I didn’t want this to be a mess, so I cooked foods that are known to clog up the plumb’n. The next thing I done was add in a box a ex-lax. Now I ain’t never eat’n ex-lax before, probably cause I ain’t ever had a problem poop’n but I wasn’t about to get stage fright on my big night.

After dinner we sat out on the porch and sipped some moonshine, I was a bit uncomfortable bringing up the idea a poop’n on her head… heck, we never even kissed before. I won’t lie…. I was nervous, but felt like I really knew her since I sniffed her panties before and all. Anyway, I noticed her eyes glaze’n over nice and good and figured she may be intoxicated enough for me to take advantage of. I put my arm around her and asked in my most romantic voice possible… “mam, can I poop on your head” and to my surprise Sung Flungdung started laugh’n uncontrollably….. it was contagious.

poop scat t-shirtsWell, all that laughter in addition to the moonshine and ex-lax really loosened things up! Sung Flungdung shit her pants, she pulled down her little skirt and showed me her soiled undies… and they was the same undies I been caught sniff’n at the laundry mat. Anyhow, I hadn’t invited her to the house so she could shit, I invited her to the house so I could shit. So I had Sung Flungdung crawl under the crawl space of the trailer and shimmy underneath the deck where I had my porta-potty connected, and I proceeded to poop on her head while I chatted on the cordless phone with my momma about the raccoons tip’n trash cans.

 

Now what really tickled me pink about all this was when I threw the leftovers out the next day, I walked down near the crick and dumped the rice and stuff’n out for the wildlife to enjoy. Well, I was poop’n on my port-potty and look’n out yonder when I seen my a big’ol bear shit’n in the woods. After she wondered off, I ran down there to inspect the scat and I’ll be damned… there was my homemade rice I made.bear pooping in woods

Well, friends… that’s my scat story… and this shirt here is my scat shirt. I hope you buy it and where it with pride. Be sure to send in your pictures of ya wearing our shirts so we can feature you on our social media.

Til Next Time.

Angus